OF MICE & MEN

 

27th September, 2013


“This book is pure fabrication! Mickey’s in the Bahamas. There was no rabies incident, we banned the crazy hoboes from the park. Those weren’t rats, they’re Minnie’s French relatives. Those aren’t roaches, they’re Goofy’s classmates from China.” – James Levitt, Disneyland Health and Safety Minister.
“What a masterpiece! Until this book, everyone thought that exterminators’ lives revolve around them and their ‘do-whatever-it-takes’, ‘ruin-as-many-creatures’-lives’ so long as they can make a name for themselves as undercover exterminators, no matter how many bugs they lose or vermin they leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long as they can make a name for themselves as undercover exterminators, no matter how many pests they leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way!!! Kudos to Barnum!” – Stu Crobbit, Owner of Pests-R-Us.
“I wholly deny the claims that I am the eyewitness referred to in Of Mice and Men. Donald’s hospitalisation has nothing to do with his quack claims in the book, and I know nothing about Mickey’s disappearance so I have nothing more to say on the issue.” –  Minnie Mouse, official press release.
“Loving the new book inspired Disney characters! Can’t wait for the trailer of Ratatouille 2: the Gotfatter starring Rickey Rat, Stinkerbell and Juanito Loco-st. Awesome!” – Disney fans worldwide.

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