“Bad guys and crooks come clean when it comes to taxes. No thanks to the Good Samaritan law, your masked crusaders get away with destroying your property without paying a cent for insurance. Superman, talk about Man of Steal! Iron Man? You mean, ‘Enron Man’! Wolverine, the evidence-shredding machine. Wonder Woman makes you wonder when she’ll settle her outstanding balance. And you think the Hulk has anger issues? You haven’t seen me review his accounts. Appeal for extension? Super-denied!” – Chapter 1, pg 44.
“Tax-evasion is a rite of passage for The Avengers League. But us small-timers have to wrestle with a second mortgage and the kids’ college fund. It’s no wonder that when they asked me to participate as a mole in this sting operation, I jumped straight to it. Wonder Woman, you’re not so hot now, huh?” – Invisible Girl
“Whoever thinks Batman is hardcore obviously hasn’t encountered Osric. He’s so hard-nosed, I had to pay for my own trip to the nut house. Luckily, even if I might have (allegedly) stolen from banks, I don’t steal from Uncle Sam. Lex and I are neck-and-neck with the three-year “Taxpayers’ Friend Award” streak. Puts a smile on my face just thinking about it.” – The Joker